I plan to devote the rest of my days to brokering a peace between these two factions:
Please do raise a glass this evening and toast yourself for being such a delightfully supportive, kind, witty, warm-hearted, good-looking, suave, and intelligent friend to a duck-rabbit. I’ll be raising a glass to each of you, which will take me, ooh, about 26 units over my 2-glass limit. But all I have to do tomorrow is attend a seminar on the philosophy of perception. Easy-peasy, innit?